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by Alan Morris

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Who enjoys collecting up leaves? It is just like mowing the grass, after all. We in the Parish know all about leaves and are fortunate to know a good deal about grass.

 It is a remarkable thing, it seems to me, that grass cutters nowadays are so terribly good at collecting up leaves, chopping them, bagging them, preparing them for the compost heap - yet there is nothing of this in the literature.  Can it be that the people who make mowers also make blowers that they want to sell?  So that they point out the virtues of mowing machines only to the extent of summer pursuits?: such that later on we all rush off and buy something separate - blowers, for instance - when autumn comes'?

 There is just one thing: its name is mud.  When autumn comes, mud comes too.  Can our mower cope with mud, take it in its stride, in just the same way as it copes with leaves?  It is here that the geology of the Parish comes in.  You see, it is remarkable that within the Parish there is great variation in geological strata. It has something to do with the fineness of the particles. Put another way, it's what you mean by mud. You have to say what part of the Parish: for some of us live on sandy soil and some of us grapple, as so I hear, with conglutinate clay that is good for potatoes, but decidedly clogging to mowing machines.

 So ..... whó enjoys collecting up leaves?  I hope we all do, most particularly those who live on clay.   I feel quite sure that for leaves per acre our suburban Parish can not be bettered.  It's part of the life. 

 Now a word of advice. It goes like this: if your mower can't cope, invest in a blower. 

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