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Diocese of Southwark
Church of England

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On the Lighter Side

 

This month's Magazine Homepage
  • Announcement in a church bulletin for a national  PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals."

  • The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

  • "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those

  • things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

  • The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

  • Don't let worry kill you off -let the Church help.

  • Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

  • For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?"

  • Come early and listen to our choir practice.

  • Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of  several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.,

  • The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment and

  • gracious hostility .

  • Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM -prayer and medication to follow. Ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

Contributed by Julian Wiley

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